Food so good it’ll make you eat a can

Yes, yes, yes, we are more than aware of the controversy regarding horse meat that’s gone global. But trust us on this, entitled Americans and Europeans: it could be worse. It could be so much worse.

It could be water buffalo meat, donkey meat and goat meat. According to professors at Stellenbosch University, meat from all three categories was found in South African ground beef, sausages and burgers. Yum.

The specific section of the donkey where meat from it was taken not identified, but we’ll guess that it came from the butt. Yes, that means ass ass meat was found in the food. Mmmm-mmmm.