Obama/Woods 2012

At SG we’re not here to tear down high profile public figures, Hollywood types or superstar athletes. We’re here to mock you when you’re at your lowest. Which is why we think it’s completely awesome that amid the biggest sand trap of his career, Tiger Woods and Barack Obama are on the cover of Golf Digest with the aptly titled “10 tips Obama can take from Tiger.”

Call it early speculation, but we’re betting that number one is “don’t get caught.”