There’s nothing like biting the hand that feeds you

We don’t like animals, and if you haven’t figured it by now, they don’t like us either. Nonetheless, even if we keep them as prisoners of war, but still adhere to the Geneva’ish Convention, the monsters still manage to screw up that relationship.

Take Jason Wiles of Fayetteville, Arkansas. Some might say that he was tempting fate by having many venomous snakes on his property. We like to think of him as a hardened warden. Like many felons, a green mamba decided to tempt fate and its work release program, biting Wiles. This could have been potentially deadly as green mambas are known for being one of the most deadly snakes in the world. Luckily, it was apparently a “dry bite,” and Wiles beat the odds.

However, the green mamba apparently didn’t know that we humans have a zero tolerance policy. It and the many deadly snakes on Wiles’ property were rounded up and taken out like the dirty animals that they are. Maybe word will spread out about this “example.”