Those are three words you never want to hear

I’ve heard plenty of three word phrases in my life. Some have been utterly spectacular and they do nothing but brighten up your day. Some are not so divine. And yet still, there are others, like “Ruth Bader Ginsburg,” that will simply shrivel your soul back from the enlightened state it might have been … or at least, where your soul might be located.

But what no man wants to hear, much less an entire country, is “severe sexual repression.” Unfortunately, China is hearing that very phrase attributed to itself.

It would appear that in Guangdong, STD’s are spreading like wildfire through a gasoline soaked Amish barn. But how can that happen in a repression? Well, migrant workers are turning to sex workers more and more thanks to being away from their families; however, when they come back, they end up bringing more than just a week’s wage. Would you be happy if your husband came back with a tongleberry on his tackleberry? This is largely being attributed to the area having very little education in sexual activity.

The guys have a different opinion on the matter. Personally, we think this might be more closely linked to China’s decision to ban the consumption of canines. After all, you didn’t hear about this news until after the ban was proposed, right?