Contrary to Wednesday’s report, Vladimir Putin denied secretly (apparently the former KGB agent forgot what “secret” means) divorcing his wife and marrying a 24-year-old Olympic gymnast. This blog guesses that it’s not that good to be the king president.
In completely unrelated news, SeriouslyGuy Chris “Chugs” Taylor has vanished. We’re certain he won’t not show up in Siberia.
So, a few months back, Vladimir Putin recruited a young and rather attractive gymnast to serve in Parliament (oh, come on, like you haven’t done the same). Apparently, he liked her political skills so much that he dumped his wife to marry her. The fact that she’s more than half his age and very flexible? That’s just fully and totally a coincidence.
I mean, really, ladies, could any of you say no to this?
