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Take it from Snee: Women are mysterious

In recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he, too, spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also find women to be “a complete mystery,” as Professor Hawking put it.

However, I am concerned because, again, if Stephen Hawking — the man who has informed our current understanding of black holes — has yet to unravel the mystery that is women, then what chance do we have of ever solving these riddles. Riddles like: Continue reading Take it from Snee: Women are mysterious

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It’s not a black thing; it’s a hair thing.

We think that might be the impetus behind an incident in a Mississippi courtroom. Bobby Todd, a man cursed with luscious follicles and a name consisting of nothing but first names, much like myself, was not allowed into a Southaven traffic court reportedly because of his Christmas wish bearing hair.

Normally Todd wears ornaments and lights in his hair, but he didn’t because he was going to court that day. Clearly there was no need for a second pause regarding a look for court.

Get a haircut, lovebirds!

Saudi Arabia is known as the, well, Saudi Arabia of the Middle East. Sometimes it’s friendly to westerners, sometimes they have public beheadings, so really, it’s a coin toss as to how we view the country.

That’s why we’re glad to hear the country is making its version of hippies get a haircut. And by “hippies” we mean men who flirt with women in public places. This blog isn’t sure what that means, but if that means public display of affection (PDA), then we are all for it. It’s time to cut back on people making out in public worldwide by threatening to cut their hair.

It is annoying to see, disgusting to watch and a problem plaguing our nation’s long-haired youth of both genders. Say, we could enforce it on the womens, too!