Still no cure for combovers

The Guys hate to be bearers of bad news, but know that we’re suffering about this, too.

It turns out that your hair dresser was never that into you. But, although they most definitely do not want to bang you in a barber chair (or in the shampoo station), they don’t want you to die, either.

In the last month alone, 37 percent of polled Houston hairdressers examined at least half of their customers for signs of melanoma on their face, neck and scalp.

And that other half that went uninspected? Well, that’s what happens when you don’t tip, cancer-ass.