Tag: Hindu

An itsby-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polkadot blasphemy

Conservative Hindus took to the streets and courthouses to protest an Australian fashion designer’s new bikini. They are flag-burningly upset that designer Lisa Blue used an image of Laxmi, the Hindu goddess of wealth, on crotch and boob patches. And, they are also upset at The Hindustan Times for allowing them to be outraged by showing the pictures that got them aflutter in the first place.

Now, if only our religious conservatives here in the U.S. would raise the same ruckus against flag and Jesus shirts every time they were aired on Fox News.

Doing the full-frontal funky chicken

It’s booty shaking gone wild!

Nude dancing has become the rage in of all places, Kathmandu. However, it’s not without it’s problems, such as the fact that it’s against the law–sort of. Despite what you might think in their society, and even though nude dancing is not allowed by law in the Hindu society, there’s very little regulation regarding night clubs. Still, not to be deterred, police have been raiding a number of the hedonistic buildings that contain such frivolities as nude dancing, frolicking and anything by Soulja Boy.

Not to be deterred, fans of the fad have begun a protest to combat this terrorism. Their hope? Improve the “deteriorating law and order.” The biggest flaw in their plan? They attempt to do so without the illuminating power of music. Well, that and they’re wearing their clothes while doing so. Treat it like crack, kids! It’s the only way to win!