It’s like they couldn’t cover their ears

By now, we’re sure that all of you have heard the news regarding birds falling out of the sky like a wet dream from Hitchcock. Some have suggested that it was lightning at hand. Some have directed their speculation towards a loud and potentially traumatic event, such as fireworks. A few have even suggested a biological weapon or experiment being tested on a hapless group of avian warriors.

But no one suggests the UFO? Nobody? Really? Does nobody want to shake the tentacle of that fine alien?