MasterChugs Theater: ‘Let the Right One In’

Normally, we begin a hardcore look at horror movies in October; however, we’re making an exception for two reasons.

  1. The American remake of Let the Right One In, Let Me In, opens tomorrow.
  2. October begins tomorrow.

I think we can make an exception in this case, don’t you? Especially when said movie to be reviewed is the best vampire movie ever made. And no, it’s not hyperbole if it lives up to the hype. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Let the Right One In’

MasterChugs Theater: ‘See No Evil’

I like to think I have a penchant for exaggeration. And yet, no matter how hard I strain my brain, I cannot summon any hyperbole to properly relate just how bad WWE Films’ See No Evil is. Every time I rest my fingers on the home keys, they impulsively want to carve forth a ruthless stream of obscenities. You see, this is one of those rare instances where not only do I simply not like a movie, but the act of watching it angered me on a cellular level.

It may be more than just a horrible horror movie. It just may be the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

For the love of God, please do not let this become one of those scenarios where I write an unrelenting, negative review of a film and you, nameless reader, say to yourself, “There is no way this movie can actually be THAT bad? I’ve got to see this for myself!”

You don’t. You really, really don’t. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘See No Evil’