Take it from Snee: Get well soon, Ron Jeremy

You'd feel bad if the actor who plays "The Most Interesting Man in the World" was sick. Here's the real deal.
You’d feel bad if the actor who plays “The Most Interesting Man in the World” was sick. Here’s the real deal.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but an American icon needs our prayers.

Ron Jeremy, star of over 1700 adult films and The Boondock Saints, was hospitalized due to a heart aneurysm.

Why should anyone care about a porn star? Anyone who had a dad in the 80s with a VCR already knows why.

For everyone else, though … Continue reading Take it from Snee: Get well soon, Ron Jeremy

That’s a lot of next-of-kin

Imprisoned Fundamentalist Later Day Saints leader Warren Jeffs has been hospitalized for undisclosed reasons. Since we are a respected media establishment, we can only assume that his affliction is deadly and somewhat humiliating. (Flesh-eating anal warts?)

The real issue is who determines his fate should he enter a vegetative state. The current theory is that all of his wives will each vote, with Jesus himself casting a tiebreaker vote if necessary.