Her algebra is off the hook!

The Guys would like to wish a very happy birthday to one very smart lady.

Born today in 1882 in the Bavarian town of Erlagen, she would go on to to make groundbreaking contributions to abstract algebra and theoretical physics. Albert Einstein would later describe her as the most important woman in the history of mathematics.

She may have died in 1935, but we think this little German adding machine can still solve for sex. We put it to you, Internet:

Science is beautiful, you are not

A new highly scientific study proves that men routinely try to sleep with women who are more attractive than they are and won’t let the fact that they are pathetic overweight schlubs stand in their way.

The best part?

All the “data”, all of the information, all of the conclusive evidence for this study was taken from Hot Or Not. No, really. This sounds like that time when I wrote a term paper on the conclusive evidence linking nuns and buckets of chum with the anthropic principle.

Frat boys, your time has been saved!

010001111Hottie0001111101101Scientists at Tel Aviv University claim that they have taught a computer how to recognize a pretty face. Think of all the time you guys can save not clicking on “Hot or Not” now that machines can do it for us! Success! Now we don’t have to carry the burden of moral judgment upon our shoulders.