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Baba-booooooo!

Howard Stern is the king of all media. Howard Stern is the hero of Brian Michael Bendis. Howard Stern is a species traitor.

A radio listener of Stern’s called in and talked about one of her rescues, a French bulldog. The beast needed an operation, but the woman couldn’t afford it. Stern took to the airwaves and implored his listeners to help out. To which one of them did.

Brenda Motsco, a species traitor in the purest form vet in Ohio, emailed the show about the dog. She then drove out to Long Island, took the dog and went back to Ohio. Did she do the right thing?

Well, considering the category this post is under is “War on Animals” and the animal will be given an operation that will remove a hernia, we’ll just say no.

Howard Stern, we’re disappointed in you. With your outlandish antics, we would have assumed that the least you could do is kick the dog in the buttocks.

It’s not what you have, it’s what you don’t have that makes you rich

Capitalism strikes again! A 22-year old San Diegoan (loosely translated into “a 22-year old whale’s vaginan”) wants to auction her virginity to pay for her college eduction. (She’s going for a doctorate in marriage and family therapy.) Well, if it’s one night in Reno vs. 10 years of student loan payments, that’s a pretty tough call to make. Of course, potential buyers are encouraged to supply their own ’89 Corolla.

Misleading Headline of the Day

If you’ve tuned into CNN’s Web site today, you either jumped for joy or mournfully prank-called Larry King as Baba Booey’s testicles after reading this headline.

Just to recap:

Update (4/28/2008):
After linking to CNN’s original article, “Howard Stern comic dies at 39,” they changed the headline to read, “Howard Stern contributor dies at 39.” Don’t let Ted Turner tell you otherwise: The Guys own CNN!