You can buy a miracle

Now that the economy is turning around for some, do you have extra cash to burn? By that, we mean, do you have cash you should be putting toward paying off your debt, but instead want to blow on something really cool? Well, friend, step right over here.

How about a plane? Sure, everyone who is anyone has a “private jet” these days, but you want to be different, don’t you? Why not consider purchasing an Airbus A320? Why, this baby is up for auction right now. She may be completely water logged, have mold issues, and the remnants of geese in her engines, but this baby is worth it.

She’s a part of history. A part of Americana. She’s a conversation piece for your next soirée– provided your guests don’t mind the ill effects of mold.

How To: Beat addiction

So, if you followed last week’s How To, you got your band back together. How’s it going? Oh, you say your big reunion tour’s over already? That’s OK, because every band goes through a couple of false starts before the big reunion (see: every Van Halen attempt to reunite with Diamond Dave).

But before that happens, it’s time to evaluate what went wrong. Just like any breakup, we’ll bet dollars to donuts that it failed for the same reason that led to your first breakup: addiction. Also, you should probably change your socks.

The Guys love you very much, but we hate to see you hurting yourself. That’s why we’ve written this intervention: how to beat addiction. Continue reading How To: Beat addiction