It doesn’t matter how bad off a situation you’re in: there are some things that you shouldn’t skimp on at all when it comes to money. These include donuts, toilet paper, ties and elective surgery.
- The best donuts taste so much better than the ones you find in a bag that says Little Debbie on it.
- Your butt deserves the best. Single-ply is the bastard son of the Amazon. It shouldn’t touch your derriere ever.
- Everyone looks good in a tie, but a cut-rate tie just looks shabby. Never skimp out and get a clip-on. Always get a nice silk tie.
- If you think that you can save a few sheckles on liposuction, maybe you shouldn’t have that line of thinking. Also, maybe you shouldn’t have cosmetic surgery performed on you by a man smoking a cigar during the procedure. Usually that’s something to tip one off.