Last month, we told you that cupcakes were an offense of the highest level at airports. However, that’s just at airports on the ground. In the skies, there’s even worse.
Coughing.
Patrick White, a 31 year old man from Georgia, has been charged with misdemeanor battery. IN THE AIR (which is almost as funny to use to end sentences with as ‘in the butt’ and ‘in bed’). On a flight to Florida, White allegedly began harassing a teenage girl over her illness. Seeing as how she wouldn’t comply with his demands and his down-home treatment of belittling her and using obscenities in public didn’t work this time, he made the only logical action that could be made when in the air: He charged her and body-slammed the girl.
It’s probably a tough-love, local treatment from where he comes from like castor oil.