Good news for your high school self that really got The Doors: Florida Gov. Charlie Crist might pardon Jim Morrison for a 1969 indecent exposure charge.
The pardon would wipe the misdemeanor offense off of Morrison’s criminal record, transforming him from a dangerous rock legend into some hippie who sang poetry with an organ player.
Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, is facing a moral crisis: exposed breasts!
Police refuse to arrest the flashers for the same reason The Guys refuse to tip strippers in Alabama: no vaginas.
The breasts in question belong to transgender women who have breast implants, but also have their natural-born tallywhackers. According to Rehoboth nudity statutes:
“A male is guilty of indecent exposure if he exposes his genitals or buttocks under circumstances which he knows his conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm to another person.”
It’s possible that it is indeed nudity because, boy, do we have questions:
- According to Rehoboth law, is it nudity if the man’s genitals or butt are non-alarming and politely maintained?
- Gender aside, do the breasts count as nudity if they’re fake?