Tag: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Germany will rise again

Sixty-three years ago, Berlin fell. It was the end of World War II (also known as the War That Was Greater Than the Great War). The evil dictator Adolf Hitler was dead and the world was a happier place, free from ever going to war again.

However, that may not be the end of it for the Allies. It seems Hitler is making a comeback, this time at the Madame Tussauds wax museum in Berlin, but no one is shouting his name and cheering. In fact, they seem to be pretty upset about it.

Luckily, Hitler’s arch-nemesis, Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr. has just come back as well. Get ready for a fifth installment.

Have skull, will smoke up

There are people that are really excited about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and then there are people that are really excited about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Unfortunately, because this is America, there are also people that want to turn a skull into a bong. Morons. I mean, everyone knows that the femur and tibula make much better devices for said bong creation. Not only that, but this is a fairly blatant sign of zombies attempting to pass themselves off as humans. Smoking out of a skull? More like eating human brains. We’re onto you undead monsters!

The McBournie Minute: Spend summer inside

The summer time brings warmer weather, which makes people wear less, creating more to look at. However, summer also means the summer movie season, which brings even cooler stuff to look at. I have always been something of a summer movie fan.

One summer I had a series of coupons that gave me more money back than the price of admission. I frequented the cinema that summer and turned a profit, too. I will likely never reach that goal again, but I can list off the movies I want to see this summer and why they look so great.

Iron Man
Honestly, when I first heard about this movie, I was not excited in the least. Then I saw the teaser trailer. Robert Downey Jr. looks to have found himself the perfect role: playing a rich jerk with some boozing problems. While this movie is out in theaters, I have not yet seen it. Stop telling me it’s really good or I’ll end up not liking it. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Spend summer inside

Spoiler alert!

There has been a lot of fanfare about the new Indiana Jones Movie finally getting made. It’s been in the works for over a decade, so it better be good. But it seems something with so much fanfare is destined for problems in today’s world.

This blog regrets to inform you that at approximately 11:30 am EST, CNN.com leaked the top secret plot points for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Many of you will not want to read this, because it could spoil the movie. So we will provide you with a link at the bottom, so you can choose to read on at your own risk. The Guys feel it necessary to say that it is a tragedy this had to happen.

Here it is.