The sword is mightier than the witch

Witches: we haven’t covered them in a while, and because the lack of light shown on them, seem to be growing in size as of late. Domestic witch rates are skyrocketing. Women are becoming witches faster than we can dunk them in the river.

What’s even worse is that they have swords with which they choose to accidentally hurt themselves. A witch in Indiana was in the middle of a ceremony involving a sword when she stabbed herself in the foot unintentionally. Yes, she was outside in the dark, under a full moon, with candles lit. She just happened to miss when she tried to drive her sword into the ground. It can only be assumed she bled green.

Worst of all, the ceremony had been in thanks for good luck the witch had had.