According to a recent survey, many adults, including 46 percent of women, would be willing to go without sex for two weeks rather than lose their Internet access.
Not surprisingly, men more reluctant on that one. Only 30 percent of those surveyed would do the same thing. Still, that seems kind of high, especially for dudes. Then again, you can give up sex and still technically get some action online, whereas you cannot copulate and update your Facebook profile at the same time. So there is a bit of logic to this one.
We here at SG would like to welcome all of our new, sexually frustrated women readers. We shall do our best to keep you happy, because apparently other men in your life cannot. Stay with us as we make with the funny.