Don’t you mean ‘Souththin Airlines?’

Oh, aren’t we such a clever, clever lads.

That’s not a question; that’s a statement.

Another statement that’s been uttered (but not by me) was by director Kevin Smith:

“You [messed] with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!”

It would seem that Southwest Airlines has managed to draw the ire of Smith. How so? According to the man and his Twitter account, he was thrown off of a flight from Oakland to Burbank on this past Saturday because he’s “too fat.”

Internet OMG! Whatever will the smarmy goatee people of the internet do?!!?

In response to his e-lashing of their company, Southwest sent Smith a hundred dollar voucher and had him ride on a later flight. But will that be enough? Well, so far Silent Bob hasn’t made any motion to protest the airline … yet.

However, we must wholeheartedly agree with Tom Katers on Twitter:

“Kevin Smith is lucky anyone will let him on anything after Clerks 2.