It’s no jet-pack but it’ll have to do for me in regards to this being the future.
Scientists have managed to create a “time cloak.” That sounds incredibly impressive and horribly confusing, both at the same time. Which is just great.
To sum it up in layman’s terms, time scientists have sort of created a hole in time using light to essentially make things invisduhbull. While, yes, this is some kind of Harry Potter shi….stuff, the real point of it is that you can use the cloak, theoretically, to hide your porn.
Science helping men and porn: that’s really what matters in the long run.