There are many deathsports in the world: Russian Roulette, Duck-Duck-Shark, Taser Tag …. All mere child’s play!
The truly most dangerous sport–especially in dry grasslands–is golf.
One unidentified golfer in Irvine, California proved this deadly fact when his iron club grazed a rock, pitching a spark into the rough. The resulting fire spread quickly and was eventually put out by 150 firefighters.
A memorial will be unveiled for the two bushy hillsides that are no longer with us.