“On an army base” edition:
- “The secret ingredient is poison” – mess hall head cook
- “Who wants to play knife fight?” – boot camp attendee
- “Hey, let’s smack this crappy fellow private with a sock filled with soap.” – other boot camp attendee
- “So, I’ve got this idea for a plague…” – research scientist
- “Wasn’t Stop-Loss such a great movie?” – Army recruiter
- “Joining Al Qaeda and declaring jihad on the United States of America is looking really good right now.” – 4 star general
- “It’s probably a bomb.” – package courier