MasterChugs Theater: ‘Horrible Bosses’

Here’s the puzzle: Horrible Bosses is frequently very funny. One reason is that it does not bother to cut its coarseness with a hypocritical dose of sweetness or respectability. Nor does it make a big show of being provocative, of pretending that its forays into offensiveness are acts of bravery. It takes the ordinary human traits of stupidity, selfishness, lust and greed (and also stupidity), embeds them in a human condition that is confusing, unfair and also stupid, and turns the whole sorry spectacle into a carnival. The laughter is mean but also oddly pure: it expels shame and leaves you feeling dizzy, a little embarrassed and also exhilarated, kind of like the cocaine that two of the main characters consume by accident.

That’s a whole lot of words, but like the double rainbow, what does it mean? In the long run, what does it mean? Hit the jump to find out. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Horrible Bosses’

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Leprechaun’

For some time now, I’d been mulling over the best way to return to writing b-movie reviews. I searched long and hard for a film important enough and with such a profound influence on modern cinema that it deserved to have attention drawn to it. After days of trying to think of the perfect way to celebrate my triumphant return, I sprung from my bath just as the great scientist Archimedes did all those years ago and yelled, “Eureka! I think I have it!”.

Not only that, but I get to celebrate my Mom’s birthday (Happy Birthday, Mom!) AND Saint Patrick’s Day? Well, there’s only one way, people.

Prepare for Leprechaun. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Leprechaun’

Your mother as a news provider

"My ovaries do NOT resemble raisins, f#@k you very much."

Jennifer Aniston said in an interview with Elle magazine that she is unconcerned with her “lonely girl” status. The childless 40-year-old actress has been single since her divorce from frequent People Magazine World’s Sexiest Man winner, Brad Pitt.

As her biological clock has ticked away, she’s been linked to short relationships with Vince Vaughn and John Mayer, but still has nothing to show for it on her finger.

Her career has also declined as she’s starred in stinkers like Rumor Has It, The Break Up and He’s Just Not That Into You, which seem to reflect her lack of a love life or reason to continue living.

But, hey, at least she’s still answering all of our questions about it, right?