Tag: John Mayer

Your mouth is a cancer zone

Bet you won’t hear John Mayer singing that song.

Everything will kill you. Often, this consists of the stuff you don’t like. More often, though, it consists of the stuff that you do like. And the stuff that you do like? It turns out it may kill you slowly, it may kill you quickly, it all depends on what other contributing factors you want to include.

We don’t want to alarm anyone, nor do we want to jump to conclusions-but we do suspect that prostitutes may be nothing more than pustules wearing skin suits.

Someone is not getting contacted for the sequel to Roots …

We all know that John Mayer is a douche, crappy songwriter and overall poor excuse of a human being. Now just have it verified in print! Mayer, originator of all things horrid, apparently thinks his 6.5 years of relativity can excuse him from dropping the n-bomb in an interview with Playboy. Well Mr. Mayer, not even your fight riff can get you out of this one. Though excellent job calling out Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.

Them’s be fighting words, mom

In our increasingly devoted coverage to the ’08 election, we have found stories of mavericks gettig mad at mavericks, a Sarah Palin fashion show, even Presidential hopeful Barack Obama rejecting a rap by Ludacris. Now the election is hitting home and dividing our families, including the most sacred mother and daughter relationship. But look out mothers, cause daughters become lovers and turn into mothers (that’s enough, John Mayer). 

Anywho, look out America. Our government hit your wallet to support million-dollar salaried Wall Street execs, now they’re after your family.