Look, before we get into it, let’s just say we like The Onion. We think it’s adorable that they make up news to joke about. Very creative, boys.
That said: did you think we wouldn’t notice? It was a nice try, putting it in your print edition. You know The Guys are way too awesome to sit in coffee shops and read ratty little newsletters.
(Not that we’re implying your print edition is ratty. We’re sure it’s much more distinguished than that local fanzine about marijuana-oriented jam bands from Kinko’s.)
And we quote from our site two weeks ago:
“So I caught a few previews for Austin Powers 4: The Love Guru and noticed Jessica Alba is in it.”
That’s the very first sentence in “Take it from Snee: Jessica Alba kinda sucks.”