Believe it or not, theatre (not to be confused with theaters, where the floors are only sticky with butter) is in a bit of trouble.
For some reason, Americans aren’t interested in live stage performances of movies they’ve already seen, like Legally Blonde, Les Miserables and Spider-Man.
The last in that list has already injured four people, three of which were “flying”-related.
This logically proves only one thing: Broadway ghosts have had enough of this Ice Capades s#@t, and they are not going to take it anymore.