Turn-around IS fair play

Warriors, we’re in trouble no more. Last week, a group of troubled Tibetan Buddhists released a number of lobsters back into the water around Massachusetts under the banner of “religion.”

A group of lobstermen (they’re human, not a horrific half arthropod, half man hybrid) then caught the exact number of lobsters that had been released by the kung-fu wielding people: 534.

That’s karma.

Still, it apparently works out for all. The Buddhists were still given credit in the “good column” for their deed, while the lobstermen, heroic already for their tireless job of providing food for people and keeping the waters clean of living atrocities, can now reap the benefits of a catch that will probably net them a tidy little profit. And the lobsters are shown just who’s boss.

Once again, that’s karma.