Pint-sized terror on lockdown

There’s another threat we’ve been trumpeting about for years, and that is children. Children below the age of seven, in particular. They fly below radar, eat sand and we won’t go into the darnedest things they say. That’s why we applaud the Milledgeville Police Department for handcuffing an unruly, crying 6-year-old before transporting her to jail.

According to the report, police responded to a call about Creekside Elementary kindergartner, Salecia Johnson, who had torn stuff off the wall and knocked over furniture. Police found her in the principal’s office, where she continued her spree by jumping on a paper shredder and biting the doorknob. Even though she could not operate the door, the police officer handcuffed her after she “resisted arrest.” (The report does not state whether the officer used regular handcuffs or specialty child-sized ones from Claires.)

See? This is what happens when you don’t allow exorcisms in public schools.