We could list a lot of things that make people super-ultra-randy and us cringe (to say the least), but we’re a, for the most part, safe for work site. Which kind of negates that attempt on our part.
However, we will say what is an awesome idea: lap dances at halftime.
Horrible fetish: lap dances for only mascots.
Did no one think to discuss the idea with the Duke University lacrosse team?
13 lacrosse players were suspended from Huron High School in Ann Arbor, Mich., for a … cheeky shenanigan. They wrote a prom invitation to Carolyn Campbell across their hineys, the last several asking “Yes or No?,” for Kristoff Wennersten.
In response, she chose not to make Wennersten the butt of the joke and patted his tookhas, which was marked as “yes.” (You can’t spell “Wennersten” without “wenner.”)
However, scores of other parents, who were waiting for Kristoff to ask them, felt rebuffed and complained to Huron High. An anonymous source says that one mother called the situation “sh–ty.”
