There’s always some out there trying to cash in on someone else. In 2007, Transformers saw Transmorphers. Snakes on a Plane saw Snakes on a Train. However, sometimes it’s not so much a something as it’s a someone. Such as:
The mayor of Batman, Turkey is suing Christopher Nolan for improper use of the name Batman.
Seriously. Why so?
“Until the 1950s, Batman was a small village.”
Yeesh.
A 15-year-old is suing his his school. Not because he was sexually abused, not because he was racially discriminated against, not because he feels his teachers are not holding up to their end of the unspoken education contract. No, he’s suing because he was woken up.
Vinicios Robacher was sleeping in class when his iron-fisted teacher slammed her hand down on his desk. Robacher is suing, claiming to have suffered ear damage from the loud noise made close to his ear. And well he should. For far too long we have allowed educators to keep our nation’s sleepy youth conscious. They forget these kids are up all night doing important things like text messaging, giggling on the phone or the occasional “sleepover” that involves alcohol.
Our children need their rest!
We were about to run a story on the discovery of a shipwreck from 1924. That ship is the S.S. Acme.
However, the lawyers of the Acme Corporation sent this letter:
