Ninjas. Not since 1991 have they been used for good. Sadly, in the past 21 years, they’ve only been used for the forces of evil. Well no longer!
A theater in England will now be using a ninja task force in order to keep the movie-going experience quiet and orderly. As a fan of both ninjas and movies, I wholeheartedly support such a notion and hope it makes its way across the pond to our great shores.
Except for the potential of molestation thing. That’s kind of creepy. But hey, ninjas gotta be ninjas, right?