Why China names years after animals

It’s so they know which animals to kill under mysterious circumstances.

Not 10, not 12, but 11 rare Siberian tigers have died within a three month period in one Chinese zoo.

(There are so many f#%ked up factors in that sentence that we ran out of special characters to call attention to every single one of them.)

According to Liu Xiaoqiang–local wildlife protection official–the Shenyang Forest Wild Animal Zoo not only starved the tigers,  also kept them in tiny cages.

These are textbook enhanced interrogation techniques. It’s only a matter of time before any remaining tigers talk, giving zookeepers the location of hidden tiger cells.

A prosperous Year of the Tiger to us all!