Back in September, SG told you about how the end of the world was near thanks a scientific experiment that may disprove physics. We were very close to a portal opening and needing the aid of a bearded mute nerd to save us all.
Put down the crowbars, people. We’ll have no need to find a champion. Someone forgot to carry the one. Sort of.
After going through their results with a fine-toothed comb, the smarties over at CERN have discovered that the faster than light neutrinos weren’t actually real … all thanks to a loose connection. Super nerds from all around the planet are located at CERN and a loose connection is what brings everything down. Ugh.