Found: one underwater city, rusty armor and fish

For approximately the tenth time now in my life, it’s being purported that Atlantis, the lost city of fish people and magic dinosaurs, has been found.

Mind you, no one’s actually claiming that it’s officially been founded, but that’s not stopped science from theorizing the hell out of it. Speculation from the smart people is that a massive tsuper tsunami swamped the city in the mud flats of south Spain.

Deep-ground radar, digital mapping and underwater technology are all being used to comb over the site. This has resulted in a grand total of nothing except for above ground memorial cities and an extraordinarily awkwardly timed comment by head researcher Richard Freund:

“This is the power of tsunamis.”

Yowch. Clearly no one knew about that beforehand.