Yesterday, we learned about Swedish semen. Today, we explore Finish butts.
Somehow, it made the news that some parishioners at a Lutheran church in Loviisa, Finland, have been left high and not-so-dry after green paint on the pews stained their Sunday’s finest. But, that’s not all: dozens of butt prints were left in the seats after a recent concert.
There’s no word whether the church will repaint the seats or leave them so congregants can measure their expanding asses over the next several decades. And amazingly, not a single Jesus or Mary was spotted.
