Men of Congo, look out-your local witch doctors are after your most prized possession!
Don’t understand? Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. No longer a myth, men are actually being besieged by that magical lot, the witch doctors (a group we’re all too familiar with), and the result has been nothing short of the opposite of Viagra. That effect has led to chaos that cannot be controlled, and multiple lynchings that have been attempted.
What was left was tiny.
Don’t let this happen to you. If you’re in the Congo, beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.