Give a s#*t, save a tit

In a shocking revelation, two-thirds of all Latina women in the United States discover their breast cancer through self-examinations.

We, here at SeriouslyGuys, are ashamed, apalled and awildered. (This dismay is well above and beyond standard bewilderment.)

Won’t somebody help these women perform their breast exams? And so close to Valentine’s, too. No wonder they’re staying home for Encore’s Ladies Only movie night.

On a completely unrelated note: if you’re offended by these jokes about cancer, then you’re letting cancer win. Is that what you want?