Louisiana fears reputation of party state

Louisiana is a sober, god-fearing state. The people are mild-mannered and mostly keep to themselves. They are in no way associated with music, flashy celebrations, nudity for jewelry children can afford, and least of all, alcohol.

That’s why when state Sen. Ed Murray, of the normally subdued New Orleans, suggested making Sazerac (a beverage containing whiskey, bitters and absinthe) the official state cocktail, there was a huge uproar. Sen. Buddy “Buddy” Shaw fully opposed the idea, fearing the label of a party state. He argued a state cocktail would send the wrong message, and might hurt its tourism industry, based on people who want to see what big boats look like in flood waters.

“‘Is there a possibility that we could be encouraging folks, who were not intending to drink, that it would be acceptable and they could become an alcoholic?’ Shaw asked.

“‘No,’ Murray replied.”

The script has officially been flipped

Leave it to the delightfully debauched denizens of New Orleans to add a twist to the time-honored tradition of the “show us your breasts!” bead exchange: just for Mardi Gras 2008, Bead Whore takes on the prudes and helps revelers make matters perfectly clear in the bead-trade department. What’s not clear though is that if goods and services are traded, does what happens in New Orleans count as a form of capitalism?

As an aside, for some odd reason, I see that these signs will be as successful as bacon chocolate chip cookies. Bonus points though for anyone that prints out both of these signs onto business cards.