The secret of my success–money

So, hypothetical situation time: you’ve got a book coming out. The world’s in the pisser. You want people to read, but it’s not easy, what with the rampaging tsunamis, hurricanes and bears. The country where you’re from has a vast scale of living. What can you do?

The easy answer? Toss 100 million rupiah (United States equivalent-$10,740) down to the ground from an airplane. I mean, how else are those people going to buy that book of yours if they have no money? Pay no heed to the possible probable mass rioting that will begin-it’s all in your head. Plus, everyone that’s still alive will totally buy that book of yours. Guaranteed.