Tagged: Martin County

| Filed under War on Animals

A villain is a villain, no matter the size

First, they take our trees.

Then, they took our nuts.

Now, they’re trying to take our cars!

Shall we allow this to continue any longer? To you, you and you, the Guys say thee nay. Lend use your axes, your pellet guns, your rednecks! Lend them to us and when we return from Martin County in Florida, we shall dine on squirrel.

| Filed under Fun Fact, Headline of the Day

He should’ve ordered a chalupa

Hey, travelers, if you’re going to be out of town, make sure you have the proper form of identification, not identi-food-cation.

*Fun Fact:
Most places in the United States of America require two forms of state-issued government identification. Examples are a Driver’s License, a Learner’s Permit, a Picture ID or a chalupa. Ranch chalupas, however, are not acceptable.