First, they take our trees.
Then, they took our nuts.
Now, they’re trying to take our cars!
Shall we allow this to continue any longer? To you, you and you, the Guys say thee nay. Lend use your axes, your pellet guns, your rednecks! Lend them to us and when we return from Martin County in Florida, we shall dine on squirrel.
Hey, travelers, if you’re going to be out of town, make sure you have the proper form of identification, not identi-food-cation.
Most places in the United States of America require two forms of state-issued government identification. Examples are a Driver’s License, a Learner’s Permit, a Picture ID or a chalupa. Ranch chalupas, however, are not acceptable.