Good idea, bad idea.

Good idea: Getting it on. Hey, if Volkswagen can have a commercial advertising reverse vasectomies, then a little coitus can’t be too bad, right?

Bad idea: Getting it on in front of a police station.

We know that when you get that feeling, you want that sexual healing, still, remember, people: if you’re going to be getting it on in public, choose your location carefully. Somewhat secluded woods make for a great location, in a parked car outside a police station does not. The more you know, right?