Yesterday I had an experience that transported me back in time. I am not talking about the kind of taking you back in time when you hear a song you remember from high school. I am talking about like medieval kind of back in time. I went to the Maryland Renaissance Festival.
Having never gone to something like that, I had no idea what to expect. I did know one thing: there would be beer.
The first thing I noticed, of course, were the people dressed up and speaking in accents. There were fat dudes with funny hats and frilly shirts, merrily strolling around shouting merry things at the people passing by. This may have been because of the beer in their cups, or maybe the banter was just to take their minds off of the fact that they are middle-aged men wearing tights from the Middle Ages. There were ladies in Renaissance era dresses who also looked merry, but were for some reason not wearing tights. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Modern day boobs look much better