Enemy of our enemy still our enemy

We just bearly found him.For a Web site, we’re fighting a lot of wars. There’s the War on Animals, the War on Education, the War on Aliens (a.k.a. weatherballoons) and our national pasttime, the War on Terror.

It was only natural that they would eventually overlap like when a bear killed two Hizbul Mujaheedin in Kashmir that had hidden in its cave.

Nice try, bears. Those guys weren’t even the “kill America” variety, though part of the larger Taliban network in Pakistan and Afghanistan. For all we know, you only killed them to hide your own WMD (Weapons of Man’s Destruction) labs.

Moreover, two terrorists doesn’t make us jake one bit. Bring us the snuffled and honey-soaked head of Osama Bin Laden, though, and we’ll talk.

Until then, the enemy of our enemy is still our enemy.

No one foresaw this?

You should all be aware of just how deep into the War on Animals that we really are. 300 gazillion years after man stands upright and animals still haven’t learned to be totally obedient to us.

So when a man puts ice skates on a bear and forces it to skate on the ice, is it really any surprise that he was killed by said bear?

People, learn from this individual’s mistake: shoot all animals on sight. A double tap never hurt nobody.