Take it from Snee: The rainbow in every oil spill

So, how about that leak in the Gulf of Mexico, right?

You’re probably expecting a punchline about how terrible it is, or how many animals are going to die or how we could have avoided all of this by investing more in alternative renewable energy back in the 70s.

Well, you’re not going to get that here. In fact, I think this is a good thing. Allow me show you how, in every oil spoil, there’s a rainbow lining.

NOTE: Rick Snee is writing this article of its own free will. Any checks from BP have not cleared yet.

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Our boys in the rockets are really losing it

What is it with former astronauts these days? Two weeks ago they were denying global warming and saying that the government is keeping UFOs a secret from us, now, they’re “paying respects” to chimps. CHIMPS.

These guys were beaten into space by some chimps, arguably in one of the most creative attempts to kill animals in U.S. history, and now here they are, worshiping these beasts for their accomplishments. Have they no sense of pride? Do they not realize this is the equivalent of making out with Yuri Gagarin?

If there’s one consolation, it’s that these chimps were traumatized by their trip into space (not to mention the hundreds of electric shocks they endured while they were being trained), they have a Mercury capsule sitting within plain view of the pen, just to mess with them.