Branding: Make it work for you

Funny, she doesn't look Muslim.

We all know that, sometimes, the right name will open doors. Brock Chesterton. Shirley Willgodown. The Right-On Feel-Great Underwear Company.

But, what if you’re one of those freedom-fighter/terrorist organizations, and the government believes you may have kidnapped a priest? You need a good name: something mildly threatening, but that people are willing to negoatiate with.

And that is how a freed Irish prist was able to clear the MILF from any wrongdoing.

Bonus Quote:
“Interior Secretary Ronaldo Puno agreed on Wednesday to let the MILF facilitate [Fr. Michael] Sinnott’s release.”

We’ll take “Potent Potables” or “Pregnant Prostitution”

It’s been a busy week for us here trying to keep up with all the stripper/hooker related news, but this one takes the baby cake. It’s the mother of all hooker stories. It’s so good you’ll slap your mama. Mama said knock you out, I’m gonna knock you out. Alright, finished with the puns.

If you ever wanted some baby booty, look no further than Missouri where cops busted a pregnant prostitution ring. The arrests have led to the debate that if they are pregant, are they still considered milfs?