A strange cloud formed above Moscow last Wednesday which scientists dismissed as something akin to an”optical illusion” – about one crappy excuse step below the “swamp gas reflected the light from Venus.” Some people are saying it’s a sign of the end times. Others are saying UFO.
The SG assumption? A fired up satellite laser that came this close to carving a big cut into Moscow. Oh please, like you’ve heard crazier.
Did the tower induce the incident? SG won’t say for sure just yet, as we tend to have a strict policy on speculating only on evidence that cannot be photoshopped, but the people of Moscow should head outside and check for odd buildings under the optical illusion … or run very far away. Which, honestly, isn’t exactly a bad option for the Russian people since the USSR went kaputski.