You’re under arrest, stinky

You remember the smelly kid in your class, right? Maybe they didn’t shower everyday. Or they ran six-miles through the snow, uphill both ways, to get to school a-reekin’. Perhaps they bought the wrong surplus army boots.

In any case, one Minnesota lawmaker has had enough. State Rep. Karen Clark (D) introduced a bill on Monday to launch an awareness campaign on how bad kids stink there.

We had a similar program back in high school. It was called, “Think fast, stinky!

In related news: apparently Axe body spray does not attract teachers and lady legislators. Looks like Unilever (the company that makes Axe) has finally discovered cougar repellant.