Tag: miss california usa

That’s ‘famous titles‘

Whoever she is, she doesn't show up in any searches for Miss California USA.In the “can’t make this s#%t up” department, we catch back up with former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean. We hate to sound like total boobs, but we haven’t really kept abreast of her situation since we heard she was fired for breaching her contract.

However, the Miss California USA pageant officials are demanding that she pay back the loan they gave her for breast implants to make her “competitive in the national pageant [Miss USA] in April.” (Classy.)

The pageant’s renumeration demand is in response to a lawsuit by Prejean against the organization for publicly revealing the implants she didn’t have when she revealed herself in nude photos when she was allegedly 17. (Even classier.)

Yep, it’s just another high-watermark in classiness from two parties who believe–for some reason–that they are role models for young women.

Schadenfreude: Make a scene

It’s the early afternoon. You already got away for lunch. There’s maybe one more break in the afternoon, but you don’t even smoke anymore.

Wouldn’t it be great if your entire career was wearing evening gowns to mall openings? That your only actual work was to maintain a healthy body weight and try not sound like a moron in your annual job interview pageant?

Well, buck up, little camper: Carrie Prejean is no longer Miss California USA.

After receiving a second chance from Donald Trump to hold her title, she showed her gratitude by being a lousy beauty queen.

It’s like the national-level judges somehow knew she’s an idiot when they denied her the Miss USA crown. Of course, she’s the one who brought her comments to the media’s attention when she lost in the first place.

Taking a PR page from Heidi and Spence Montag, she’s now accusing Trump and the California-level authorities of firing her because of her anti-same sex marriage stance … a month after they defended her for it.

Mm, Schadenfreude: make it every morning’s shameful joy.